by Dan Gathof
You Know What Your Problem Is? The Stars Know…
For some time (one week to be exact), I’ve immersed myself in the mysteries of the zodiac, delving into celestial charts and uncovering the cosmic forces that shape not only your personality but also your professional destiny. Through this deep research, I’ve discovered that each zodiac sign carries its own strengths, quirks, and cosmic lessons. With these insights, I’m here to share my findings and help guide you on your career journey for the coming year.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Traits: Ambitious, disciplined, pragmatic.
Advice:
Stay focused and strategic in your career and job search, but remember, the right connections can sometimes take you further than going it alone.
- Who You’ll Click With: Virgo, whose precision matches your “work hard, win big” mentality.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Gemini, whose whimsical ideas might feel like they’re coming from another planet.
- Lucky Color: Charcoal gray—serious, dependable, and professionally elegant like your LinkedIn profile.
- Lucky Numbers: 7 (for Deadly Sins, Wonders of the World, and Dwarves), 401(k) (your focus on the future), and 2 (your coffee limit per day in the new year).
- Mantra: “I am disciplined and focused, and I take consistent action to build lasting success, one step at a time.”
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Traits: Innovative, quirky, visionary.
Advice:
Your out-of-the-box thinking is an asset, but don’t forget to focus on the basics—like tailoring your resume and structuring it as an executive summary, not as a novel.
- Who You’ll Click With: Sagittarius, who appreciates your big ideas and will happily join your brainstorming sessions.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Taurus, whose focus on tradition might make you long for a quick escape.
- Lucky Color: Royal blue—innovative, forward-thinking, and sophisticated, just like your career ideas.
- Lucky Numbers: 42 (because you and the universe are the answer to everything!), 3 (the number of grammar errors and misspellings still on your resume), and 8 (the average number of tabs open in your browser).
- Mantra: “I am innovative and forward-thinking, and I seek new, unconventional ways to make a meaningful impact in my life and career.”
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Traits: Creative, empathetic, dreamy.
Advice:
Your creative mind inspires everyone, but don’t let indecision slow you down. Trust your gut—it’s almost always right.
- Who You’ll Click With: Cancer, whose shared emotional depth makes even dull meetings feel meaningful.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Aries, whose quick decisions leave you in the dust.
- Lucky Color: Soft teal—creative, calm, and intuitively professional, reflecting your depth and the trust you build in your work.
- Lucky Numbers: 4 (big, ambitious annual goals), 4 (uncompleted annual goals), and 12 (average number of days before quitting each of your annual goals).
- Mantra: “I trust my intuition and creativity to guide me in crafting a career path that aligns with my values and passions.”
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Traits: Bold, energetic, determined.
Advice:
Your drive is unmatched, but don’t bulldoze your way through the business world. A little patience and listening go a long way toward winning people over.
- Who You’ll Click With: Leo, who shares your energy and competitive streak.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Pisces, whose dreamy pauses will make you want to scream, “Focus!”
- Lucky Color: Crimson red—bold, assertive, and leadership-driven, just like the way you manage your career.
- Lucky Numbers: 1 (because you always want to be first), 8-1 (answers the question “how many cookies did you eat?”), and 5 (your target number of LinkedIn recommendations to include on your profile).
- Mantra: “I am confident and courageous, and I take bold, decisive steps that push me to grow in my career and leadership potential.”
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Traits: Reliable, patient, practical.
Advice:
Your grounded nature makes you a steady force in the workplace, but don’t be afraid to embrace change—growth sometimes requires risk.
- Who You’ll Click With: Capricorn, whose structured approach complements your steady pace.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Aquarius, whose eccentricity causes you to count to 10.
- Lucky Color: Olive green—grounded, wise, and practical, symbolizing the steady progress you make in your professional path.
- Lucky Numbers: 45 (hours you wish you had in a day), 6 (represents harmony, unless you put three of them together), and 18 (percent battery life that is always on your phone).
- Mantra: “I am reliable and steady, and I embrace new challenges that bring long-term growth.”
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Traits: Adaptable, witty, curious.
Advice:
You thrive in fast-paced environments, but don’t let your curiosity lead to distractions. Stick to the task—at least long enough to finish it!
- Who You’ll Click With: Libra, whose balanced charm complements your lively wit.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Scorpio, whose intensity might overwhelm your whirlwind energy.
- Lucky Color: Canary yellow—curious, sharp, and communicative, reflecting your vibrant energy and adaptability in any work setting.
- Lucky Numbers: 38 (average to-dos on your list), 14 (extra to-dos added before you complete even 1), and 3 (extra hours needed each day to get your to-do list to 38).
- Mantra: “I am adaptable and curious, and I continuously seek opportunities to expand my knowledge and build meaningful connections in my career.”
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Traits: Nurturing, intuitive, loyal.
Advice:
Your nurturing nature makes you an amazing team player, but don’t hesitate to put yourself first—your goals deserve attention too.
- Who You’ll Click With: Taurus, who shares your appreciation for comfort and stability.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Sagittarius, whose free-spiritedness can feel exhausting.
- Lucky Color: Soft blue— emotionally insightful, steady, and reliable, echoing your ability to balance work and personal connections.
- Lucky Numbers: 24 (number of swear words you say under your breath each day), 2 (swears that accidentally slip out), and 23 (number of swears you want to replace with gratitude – let’s face it, 1 swear is typically warranted).
- Mantra: “I am empathetic and nurturing, and I build strong, supportive relationships in my workplace that empower me and my colleagues to succeed.”
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Traits: Charismatic, confident, generous.
Advice:
Your natural leadership shines bright, but don’t forget that even the king or queen of the jungle needs a team. Share the spotlight occasionally to build stronger connections.
- Who You’ll Click With: Aries, whose drive matches your ambition and whose competitive spirit keeps things exciting.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Virgo, whose attention to detail might slow you down when all you want is to keep charging forward.
- Lucky Color: Gold— charismatic, inspiring, and confidently radiant, representing your natural leadership and ability to shine in any role.
- Lucky Numbers: 18 (average number of people in your meetings), 3 (optimal number for people in your meetings), and 1 (number of people completing actions from your meeting).
- Mantra: “I am a natural leader, and I inspire others by leading with confidence, creativity, and a clear vision of success.”
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Traits: Practical, reliable, analytical.
Advice:
Your attention to detail is unmatched, but sometimes it’s okay to go with the flow. Not everything in life needs a five-step plan.
- Who You’ll Click With: Capricorn, who appreciates your methodical approach and shares your work ethic.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Sagittarius, whose impulsive decisions might drive you to start taking notes (whether they want you to or not).
- Lucky Color: Steel blue—clear, precise, and reliable, just like your attention to detail and your level-headed approach.
- Lucky Numbers: 807 (combined number of unread emails and texts in your life), 404 (you are so busy that you are commonly missing), and 4 and 68 (on the period table they are Be and Er).
- Mantra: “I am organized and detail-oriented, and I use my analytical skills to solve problems and deliver excellence in everything I do.”
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Traits: Diplomatic, charming, idealistic.
Advice:
You’re great at finding harmony, but don’t let the fear of conflict keep you from making tough decisions. Sometimes, balance requires bold choices.
- Who You’ll Click With: Gemini, who mirrors your quick wit and love for conversation.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Capricorn, who might take things too seriously for your taste and make you long for lighter moments.
- Lucky Color: Pastel peach—charming, balanced, and mature, reflecting your diplomacy and ability to create harmony in any team setting.
- Lucky Numbers: 8675309 (because you love Tommy Tutone), 2 (people who appreciate your PowerPoint theme), and 2-4-6-8 (cause that’s who we appreciate – you, you, you!).
- Mantra: “I am diplomatic and collaborative, and I foster balanced, harmonious relationships that create a productive and positive work environment.”
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Traits: Intense, determined, loyal.
Advice:
Your passion fuels your success, but sometimes you need to take a step back and let others catch up. Delegate more.
- Who You’ll Click With: Cancer, who shares your loyalty and knows how to support you through thick and thin.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Aquarius, whose detached, intellectual approach might leave you craving deeper emotional connections.
- Lucky Color: Burgundy—intense, powerful, and sophisticated, representing your ability to command attention and lead with conviction.
- Lucky Numbers: 911 (everything requires urgent action), 420 (your favorite time of day), and 180 (what happens to your mood at 420).
- Mantra: “I am passionate and strategic, and I channel my intensity to lead with purpose, driving meaningful change in my career and industry.”
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Traits: Adventurous, optimistic, independent.
Advice:
Your enthusiasm is infectious, but don’t let your wanderlust get in the way of your career goals. Sometimes, staying put and working hard is its own adventure.
- Who You’ll Click With: Leo, who shares your sense of adventure and can match your passion.
- Who Might Drive You Nuts: Cancer, whose need for emotional depth might make you want to find the nearest exit.
- Lucky Color: Indigo—adventurous, independent, and wise, symbolizing your fearless pursuit of knowledge and broad career vision.
- Lucky Numbers: 1-800 (it’s easy and free to contact you), 999 (because you are the inverse of 666), and 10 (you are perfect just as you are).
- Mantra: “I am adventurous and optimistic, and I seek out opportunities that expand my horizons and push the limits of my potential.”
Hire Thought
Did I capture your top 3 traits, or did I miss what truly defines you? As you step into the new year, take time to reflect on the qualities that uniquely define you. Think about the relationships you’ll easily connect with and those that might challenge you, and how to build and strengthen them. Be mindful of your blind spots and areas that may limit your growth. And consider adopting a mantra—one that keeps you focused and resilient through tough stretches. Happy New Year!
